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The Princess Switch: Unintentionally Hilarious

The Princess Switch

To best describe The Princess Switch would be to say that I had to watch 3 hours of Mrs Maisel afterwards just to settle myself. Of course there are many movies that are so bad they’re good out there, but few that have had me yelling with quite that much passion at the TV.

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Beauty is a Dangerous Construct

Article by Monica Poucheva-Murray
I’m sure many of you reading this article have come to this piece expecting me to tell you all of the new ways to wear your make-up, or your hair, or which new workout is celebrity approved…
But honestly, all of that is nonsense and a waste of time.
        If you are in a place where you are tearing yourself down every time you eat a meal, every time you go out and your makeup isn’t ‘perfect’, every time you aren’t fitting into the unachievable mould of Instagram and magazine covers, then your beauty will never be fulfilling.» >

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Lara Croft’s Comeback

Shadow of the Tomb Raider Poster

In October, the video game world celebrated the anniversary of the arrival of a certain archaeologist to the industry – 22 years ago, in 1996, Tomb Raider, featuring Lara Croft, was first released. Given the release of Lara’s newest adventure, Shadow of the Tomb Raider, now seems like a perfect time to reflect on the character’s development, and reception, over time.

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Mutant Chronicles: A Love Story

Mutant Chronicles poster

I love Mutant Chronicles. I have tried to write this review several times already, and each time I contemplated the thing in itself, my love for it has only continued to grow. The first thing to say is that it is a very bad film, in the truest sense that a film can be bad. It looks horrible, like someone tried to make a model city out of burnt cardboard and human hair.

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